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Kickass websites that mean business.

Conversion-first websites, SEO and AI automation for organisations that need results.

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Video transcript: Your website looks fine. So why is the phone quiet? You paid an agency, waited months, and got a brochure. Kickass Online builds sites around the enquiry. Ranked on Google. Recommended by AI. A year of changes for one sign-off. A core team of veterans, and you brief the ones who do the work. Send the brief. Same-day reply, with a price and a date.

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A lean team,
a few clients at a time.

We take on about four projects a month, so the people who planned your site are the ones building it, and your call is answered by someone who knows the job.

No B-teams. A named account manager, and direct access to the developer and the founder doing the work. A core team of veterans, one conversation, and specialists brought in when a job needs them.

How we work

Services

  • Website design and technologies

    Websites planned around the enquiry or the sale first and the visuals second, on WordPress, Shopify, Astro, Umbraco, Webflow, Webstudio, Framer or a React and Next.js build: page structure, copy and forms built to turn visitors into customers.

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  • SEO, GEO and AEO

    Search engine optimisation for Google, generative engine optimisation so ChatGPT and AI Overviews recommend you, and answer engine optimisation so your pages are the answer. Reported in enquiries and revenue.

    See SEO, GEO and AEO
  • AI integrations

    AI that knows your business: a chatbot trained on your own documents, a voice agent that answers the phone, and automations that chase quotes, reviews and invoices. Connected to the tools you already use and priced per job.

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  • Strategy and discovery

    Audit, competitor gaps, user journeys and wireframes before anyone writes code, so you build the right site once.

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  • Site maintenance and care

    Backups, staged updates, security patching and uptime monitoring, handled every week so the site stays fast and online.

    See care plans
  • Not sure where to start

    A 15-minute call, an audit of your current set-up and a written roadmap of what to fix first.

    See how it works

Case studies

Client reviews

5.0 on Google from 24 reviews. 6 of them below, all 28 on the reviews page.

The team you will actually talk to.

When you hire us, you speak to the people doing the work: a core team of veterans with direct email addresses, and trusted specialists brought in when a project needs them. No layered account teams.

Frequently asked questions

How much does a website cost?

Send the brief and you get a fixed price and a date the same day. Larger programmes start with a two-week discovery phase, which gives you a fixed price for the build. SEO starts at £1,000 a month and care plans at £165, both fixed.

How long does a build take?

Package sites launch in four to eight weeks, and the date goes in writing with the price. Larger programmes are phased at discovery and typically run three to five months.

Why do you limit how many projects you take on?

A lean core team builds a few projects well at once. Each one gets a planned slot, so your build is not squeezed between other clients' emergencies.

Do you do ongoing maintenance?

Yes. Care plans from £165 a month cover backups, updates, security and uptime monitoring, and we add features as the business grows.

What if I just need a simple brochure site?

We build five-page sites to the same standard as fifty-page ones: planned around the enquiry, fast, and easy for you to edit.

Do you handle the copywriting?

Yes. We write the copy before the design, so each page is built around what it needs to say.

Can you work with our procurement process?

Yes. We respond to tenders and RFPs, sign data processing agreements and complete supplier questionnaires. Our policies are published on this site.

Got a brief? Send it.

Six quick questions, one at a time. Skip anything that does not apply: a name and an email is all we need. We reply the same working day with a price and a date for package builds, and propose a discovery phase for larger projects.

Which of these are you?Pick the closest fit.
What do you need?Choose as many as apply.
Roughly when?A rough idea is fine.
Budget in mind?A range is enough. Skip it if you would rather talk first.
Anything else worth knowing?Optional, but the more the better.

Paste in a tender summary or a link to a shared folder if that is easier.

How do we reach you?A name and an email is all we need.
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