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A human review of your site's speed, search, sales path and security, with a prioritised fix list in five working days.
Book my audit One-off · £497 + VAT
A one-second delay cuts conversions by 7%. Most sites we audit fail Core Web Vitals before the page has even finished loading. Google sees it. Customers feel it.
Technical SEO issues invisible to users are visible to search engines every single crawl. Missing schema, broken canonicals, orphan pages, all quietly suppressing your rankings.
Visitors land and leave. Weak above-the-fold copy, buried CTAs, no trust signals. Your site is getting traffic it is not converting into revenue.
Exposed API keys, default JWT secrets, no rate limiting. Most SME sites have at least two critical vulnerabilities. A breach can end a small business.
Performance
Every millisecond counts. Full Core Web Vitals review (LCP, CLS, INP) against Google thresholds. Render-blocking scripts traced, image pipeline audited, CDN and hosting configuration assessed.
Technical SEO
Traffic you're not getting yet. We crawl your site as Google does, checking indexation status, meta structure, schema, internal linking, and duplicate content patterns quietly suppressing your rankings.
CRO + UX
Traffic without conversion is just noise. We review your site as a visitor would: above-the-fold clarity, CTA hierarchy, trust signals, form friction, and mobile conversion path, and tell you where people drop off and why.
Critical
One breach undoes everything else. We run our 18-point security framework: exposed secrets, authentication gaps, CORS misconfiguration, rate limiting, dependency vulnerabilities. Findings categorised critical, high, medium with remediation steps for each.
Send us your web address. We ask for access or details only if we need them.
Speed, search, sales and security, assessed against our framework by a person who writes a reason and a fix next to each finding.
Four reports consolidated into one prioritised action plan in plain English with effort estimates, then a 30-minute walkthrough with the person who ran the audit.
Fifteen minutes with Pazbi to work out what is wrong and what to do first.
Book a callA written review of speed, search, sales path and security, with a prioritised fix list in five working days.
You are hereTwo weeks of interviews, audit, user journeys and a costed roadmap you own. For programmes over £10,000.
See discoveryCore Web Vitals results annotated with specific issues and fix recommendations ranked by performance impact.
Full technical SEO findings: crawl, index, on-page elements, structured data, and internal link architecture.
Page-by-page UX and CRO assessment with annotated screenshots and specific copy or layout recommendations.
18-point security check. Findings categorised critical, high, medium, each with clear remediation steps attached.
Everything consolidated into one prioritised list. What to fix first, what can wait, honest effort estimates for each item.
Walkthrough call with the person who ran the audit. Ask anything. No sales pitch unless you ask for one.
Something in the conversion path is broken. We find it and tell you where.
Lovable, Replit, Bolt, Cursor, Webflow: all have default configurations that need reviewing before you scale.
Technical SEO issues suppress rankings without any visible symptom. We identify what is holding you back.
If you're processing transactions or storing user info, security is not optional. One breach can close the business.
Agency, freelancer, or AI, you should know what is under the hood before you invest further.
Before spending on ads, SEO retainers, or a full rebuild, know what's worth fixing first.
I've been using Kickass Online for our SEO for the past 12 months and we saw a positive return on investment within the first 6 months. Now, we get most of our inbound enquiries from Google and it's one less thing I have to think about. Thank you Kickass!
Built me a beautiful website for my business. They suggested a website style that matched the brief and were really open to making any adjustments. I felt customer satisfaction was their main priority. Would definitely use Kickass Online again.
Kickass are our longtime trusted partners. We have absolute peace of mind when recommending Kickass to our clients for SEO and website services that they will receive the kind of attention and care that really drives results.
The results speak for themselves. We've seen a significant increase in online sales, custom design requests, and trade registrations. We are thrilled with the outcome and look forward to a continued partnership with Kickass Online.
Four reports, one prioritised action plan and a 30-minute debrief with the person who ran the audit, within five working days. No retainer.
£497 + VAT · one-off · no retainer required
Confirmed within one business day. Pazbi personally reviews every site. Questions: info@kickassonline.com.
No. We run the audit from your public-facing site. If we need anything specific, a staging URL, credentials for a private section, we'll ask after booking. It won't delay your 5-day turnaround.
Real human review. We use tools to gather data, but every finding is assessed manually for context, severity, and relevance. An automated scanner tells you "add alt text." We tell you which missing alt text is killing your SEO and which isn't worth touching.
All of them. WordPress, Shopify, Webflow, Squarespace, AI-generated builds, custom code: the 4-S framework applies regardless. We adjust our lens for each platform's specific constraints and common failure points.
No. The action plan is written so any competent developer or agency can implement it. We include effort estimates so you can decide who does the work. If you want us involved, we're here. If not, the audit still delivers full value.
Often more so. New sites bake in issues from the build process that are far cheaper to fix now than later. The security and SEO checks are most valuable before you start driving significant traffic.
If the report doesn't identify at least five actionable improvements, we refund in full. We've never had to. But we'd rather put it in writing than ask you to take our word for it.
Five working days from booking to action plan.
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Questions about a project?
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